Once upon a time, Kyle was just having a laugh on youtube at 2AM.
Nibbling at some bacon that he refused to eat at dinner because he's a picky bastard and all; though he was starting to feel a little sick a few minutes later. So he just carelessly set the plate on the floor for his retarded dog Sobaka - who if he was a girl dog, I'd jsut go ahead and call him "Kyle's bitch" just for laughs.
But you see, what Kyle failed to realize is that there was a few napkins under the bacon on the plate. And also that his dog is under the impression that he is a goat or something.
Ten minutes pass and Kyle finally decided it'd be best to put the plate in the sink in case he'd forget about it later...
THOUGH THE PLATE WAS COMPLETELY SPOTLESS. NAPKINS AND ALL.
And all that came from Kyle's mouth and went through his head was,
My dog will try to eat anything... She's normally an outside dog, but since we got flooded here on Sunday(water almost to my knees eue), she's been inside and has been locked in my basically extremely un child proof room... Lately, she's taken a liking to my sister's bag of pencils, my sister's shoe, my sister's stuffed elephant, and a couple other things that were on my sister's shelf that she could reach... needless to say, my sister isn't exactly happy with her right now... XP
xXYanderePandaXxFeatured By OwnerAug 28, 2012Hobbyist General Artist
wow....that sucks bro XD my sister's old dog would chew on ANYTHING. One day we found her with a bunch of dog food serving things in the office. She had gotten them from the cabinet and was EATING THEM. COVERING AND ALL. Thank god she didn't eat the plastic. That would have sucked :<
You need to get a mini goat and feed him napkins and also take photos of him because those things are too cute. Baka inu. When I read that sobaka nooooo..........I really just imagined chewbaka screaming..//eats pretzels
Jeebus. That sounds like my dog. She always tries to eat olive pitts (My bf leaves them on the table and the cat steals them to play with and then the dog eats them) Someday them teefs are going to fall right on out. Why for eat inedible things? ;; Silly dogs.