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SOBAKA NOOOO

Journal Entry: Tue Aug 28, 2012, 2:11 AM
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Once upon a time, Kyle was just having a laugh on youtube at 2AM.

Nibbling at some bacon that he refused to eat at dinner because he's a picky bastard and all; though he was starting to feel a little sick a few minutes later. So he just carelessly set the plate on the floor for his retarded dog Sobaka - who if he was a girl dog, I'd jsut go ahead and call him "Kyle's bitch" just for laughs.

But you see, what Kyle failed to realize is that there was a few napkins under the bacon on the plate. And also that his dog is under the impression that he is a goat or something.

Ten minutes pass and Kyle finally decided it'd be best to put the plate in the sink in case he'd forget about it later...

THOUGH THE PLATE WAS COMPLETELY SPOTLESS. NAPKINS AND ALL.

And all that came from Kyle's mouth and went through his head was,

"SOBAKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz:

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HelloAthena Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohh... her name is SoBaka.




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Fancy-Tramp Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
It means dog in Russian XD
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HelloAthena Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OHH. I though it meant So-ba.... ohgod.
I Feel for your bacon though. ;-;
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horselover0726 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
At least napkins break down so it wont hurt him

My dog will try to eat anything... She's normally an outside dog, but since we got flooded here on Sunday(water almost to my knees eue), she's been inside and has been locked in my basically extremely un child proof room... Lately, she's taken a liking to my sister's bag of pencils, my sister's shoe, my sister's stuffed elephant, and a couple other things that were on my sister's shelf that she could reach... needless to say, my sister isn't exactly happy with her right now... XP
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Ravinoir Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student
SOBAKA? BAKA? BAKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAA :iconherpderpplz:
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xX-isolatedSpirit-Xx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
WHY SOBAKO, WHY??!! :iconcryforeverplz:
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xxXPandaRainbowsXxx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
that was one epic story ;u;
r.i.p napkin xc
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Kaka313 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
OH NO D:
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xXJessryXx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Artist
X3 Poor Doggy
Lawlz~! CX
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Kuropple Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Napkins are nutritious.
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xXYanderePandaXx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
wow....that sucks bro XD my sister's old dog would chew on ANYTHING. One day we found her with a bunch of dog food serving things in the office. She had gotten them from the cabinet and was EATING THEM. COVERING AND ALL. Thank god she didn't eat the plastic. That would have sucked :<
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chibi-1-chan Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
my ddog once ate a wash cloth for kicks, later we found it half brown half pure white in the front yard :iconwthplz:
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ShooMonster Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ew LOL
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KireiAoi Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My dog eats toilet paper that she gets out of our bathroom trash can.

And then she decides that my room is a good place to eat it ._.'
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PrismSky Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
BAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHA
You know you have a slow dog when it eats the napkins...

I've seen dogs pick out tiny little pills from sandwiches (you know when people try to give their dogs medicine, they hide it?) SO the only excuse for this is retardation lol
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SunFeather18 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
very interesting story you have here xD

so does that make sobaka a goat dog?
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LeonLightning Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You need to get a mini goat and feed him napkins and also take photos of him because those things are too cute.
Baka inu. When I read that sobaka nooooo..........I really just imagined chewbaka screaming..//eats pretzels
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LittleMissAlexius Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No Sobaka
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nebulaebae Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
SOBAKAAAAAA :iconwhatdoplz:
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SlenderJay Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
RIP Kyle's Bacon.. .. ; u ;
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Katrystolo Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconotlplz: ;A; That is... so sad...
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ShadowWolfsConsort Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That sounds like my dogs. The largest actually ate a sock once, and well..... the only reason I found out is because my mom found the 'remains' outside. Glad he was not injured, but still. -_-
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Turtleofshame Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
napkin eating dog
i think YISS
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Bleedprettily Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jeebus. That sounds like my dog. She always tries to eat olive pitts (My bf leaves them on the table and the cat steals them to play with and then the dog eats them)
Someday them teefs are going to fall right on out.
Why for eat inedible things? ;; Silly dogs.
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Andharian Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student General Artist
My dog will chew on ANYTHING as long as she can reach it.
She ate my tablet pen once.
WHUTWHY ;;_;;
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NotDamien Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Wow ! Your journal skin is amazing ! I love the picture at the top especially !
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Geewiz593 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
At least they were bacon flavoured napkins!
My brain-dead dogs eat toilet rolls. :T
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Fancy-Tramp Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
oh god
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Geewiz593 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
I know.
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TeruLohlin Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Is he going to die!? D8
poor Sobaka..
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Fancy-Tramp Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
No he's fine XD
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TeruLohlin Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Oh okay! XD my dog also once ate a baby glove cx my dog is kinda foolish -o-
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DreamiSheep Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconohgodwhyplz: W-what have you done?
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Fancy-Tramp Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconepicfacepalmplz: It wasnt me, he's a goat at heart.
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DreamiSheep Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconkorrahornsplz:
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