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SOBAKA NOOOO

Journal Entry: Tue Aug 28, 2012, 2:11 AM
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Once upon a time, Kyle was just having a laugh on youtube at 2AM.

Nibbling at some bacon that he refused to eat at dinner because he's a picky bastard and all; though he was starting to feel a little sick a few minutes later. So he just carelessly set the plate on the floor for his retarded dog Sobaka - who if he was a girl dog, I'd jsut go ahead and call him "Kyle's bitch" just for laughs.

But you see, what Kyle failed to realize is that there was a few napkins under the bacon on the plate. And also that his dog is under the impression that he is a goat or something.

Ten minutes pass and Kyle finally decided it'd be best to put the plate in the sink in case he'd forget about it later...

THOUGH THE PLATE WAS COMPLETELY SPOTLESS. NAPKINS AND ALL.

And all that came from Kyle's mouth and went through his head was,

"SOBAKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz:

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:iconhelloathena:
HelloAthena Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohh... her name is SoBaka.




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:iconfancy-tramp:
Fancy-Tramp Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
It means dog in Russian XD
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:iconhelloathena:
HelloAthena Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OHH. I though it meant So-ba.... ohgod.
I Feel for your bacon though. ;-;
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horselover0726 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
At least napkins break down so it wont hurt him

My dog will try to eat anything... She's normally an outside dog, but since we got flooded here on Sunday(water almost to my knees eue), she's been inside and has been locked in my basically extremely un child proof room... Lately, she's taken a liking to my sister's bag of pencils, my sister's shoe, my sister's stuffed elephant, and a couple other things that were on my sister's shelf that she could reach... needless to say, my sister isn't exactly happy with her right now... XP
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Ravinoir Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student
SOBAKA? BAKA? BAKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAA :iconherpderpplz:
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xX-isolatedSpirit-Xx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
WHY SOBAKO, WHY??!! :iconcryforeverplz:
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xxXPandaRainbowsXxx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
that was one epic story ;u;
r.i.p napkin xc
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Kaka313 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
OH NO D:
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xXJessryXx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Artist
X3 Poor Doggy
Lawlz~! CX
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Kuropple Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Napkins are nutritious.
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