SOBAKA NOOOO

Once upon a time, Kyle was just having a laugh on youtube at 2AM.

Nibbling at some bacon that he refused to eat at dinner because he's a picky bastard and all; though he was starting to feel a little sick a few minutes later. So he just carelessly set the plate on the floor for his retarded dog Sobaka - who if he was a girl dog, I'd jsut go ahead and call him "Kyle's bitch" just for laughs.

But you see, what Kyle failed to realize is that there was a few napkins under the bacon on the plate. And also that his dog is under the impression that he is a goat or something.

Ten minutes pass and Kyle finally decided it'd be best to put the plate in the sink in case he'd forget about it later...

THOUGH THE PLATE WAS COMPLETELY SPOTLESS. NAPKINS AND ALL.

And all that came from Kyle's mouth and went through his head was,

"SOBAKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"