3:01AM

*has cleavage for once in his life* wha tthe fucking fuck is this.
it's like a fucking butt
on my chest...
what

what the fuuuuck

*pets boobs* 8c what happened to you, you little butts?

Oh man, I know this is bad but. What... I can't stop...touching them. This is so messed up. Why-- What...

//urges surgery